My Home Sweet Home promotion is certainly causing a stir in the 75 ball rooms right now. Roomies are going crazy covering the various patterns, and with good reason.
This month, cover the patterns that spell out the words of domestic appliances, and you could be winning anything from an oven, to a dryer, to a freezer, to a torch. This is the perfect opportunity to revamp your house courtesy of Bob’s Bingo.
And I also have a special treat for one overall winner – a Diamond Ring!
Every time I visit the chat room, the roomies go wild – they’ll do practically anything to get their hands on that glittering diamond ring. One eager roomie even offered to polish my bingo balls – cheeky!
Elsewhere at my site, make sure you join the gang for my regular happy hours. These take place three times per day, and you can collect a bonus from your fourth deposit.
And if you’re looking for free new bingo sites, then be sure to ride in my Free Red Bus Room. This is open every evening between 6 PM and 10 PM GMT – hop on board, and you could win a free jackpot without having to pay the conductor.
Fancy taxing your grey matter? Then come along to participate in my Break Time Quiz chat game. These are 12 rapidfire questions in 12 minutes – think you’re up to it? I will be your quizmaster, and with every answer you get correct, you win £1.
It’s all going on at Bob’s Bingo this month. Sign up now and you’ll get £30 free – £15 to spend online, and £15 mobile.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go and shine up that diamond ring – only the best for my roomies.
Bob here, your favourite live bingo caller.
I’ve just had Rentokil around – I thought I had a hornets’ nest. Any time I sat down at my bingo machine, I was dive bombed by black and yellow insects.
Oh, how the Rentokil man laughed – they weren’t hornets, they were bees.
And that’s because the Great British Bees have been buzzing around my site, dishing out free tickets, bonus points and loads of other cool prizes. Look inside the beehive, and you’ll see top prizes like a Kindle Fire HD, and a stack of Amazon Vouchers too.
If you want to get your hands on these prizes, it’s quite simple – you have to complete three challenges between Monday and Friday each week in May.
The challenges are as follows:
1. Deposit £10
2. Buy 72 tickets in any bingo room
3. Play £10 on any game.
Plus, with every extra £10 you deposit, you’ll get another entry to the prize draw.
Come and join the Buzz at Bob’s Bingo – it’s the only place to play free bingo no deposit. I have a £15 new deposit bonus waiting for you, plus all these cool prizes too.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off for high tea with the Queen Bee. Don’t tell the missus!
Bob here, your favourite bingo caller. I had a bit of a scare last week – the missus thought I was cheating on her!
“Perish the thought,” I said, as she threatened to hit my bingo machine with a hammer.
“Then what’s this diamond ring doing in your pocket?” she enquired, standing there with her hands on her hips. Thankfully, I managed to calm her down.
“The diamond ring is for my lovely roomies,” I told her. And that’s because at the end of May,one lucky player will win this gorgeous, glinting diamond ring.
I’m also giving away an oven, dryer, freezer, and a torch – it’s part of my Special Gadgets promotion, and it would be wonderful if you could join me.
And, I’m about to get even more popular, thanks to my huge £21,000 Jackpot games. Play at my site during May, June, and July, and you could win a share of £15,000.
My wallet is bulging with cash – first prize is £5000, second prize is £4000, third prize is £2500.Plus, the top 10 players to wager the most each week will win a share of £500 in cash.
If you want to join in the fun, you need to sign up now – I’ll even give you £15 no deposit bonus to try the site. Once you’ve played through that, it’s time to deposit, and I will match your first 3 deposits with 750%.
Some really incredible stuff going on at my site this month, especially the diamond ring giveaway. I’d love to have you along, so come play today.
I’m fresh back from a holiday to America, and not only have I put on six stone, I’ve also discovered a wonderful game called Keno.
I played it in several different casinos, and it’s also beamed into bars, so you can watch it on TV while you chow down on a burger as big as a bin lid.
Keno is really popular stateside, and if you want to try it, you’ll be thrilled to know that you can also play it at my site.
It’s a little like bingo meets lottery – you mark off up to 20 numbers on card that has 80 numbers, arranged in eight rows of 10. Then you wait for the draw – the more numbers you predict, the more cash you win. If you manage to predict all numbers, you could hit big time, and who knows, you could be treating yourself to a holiday to America.
Keno is just one of the many slots and instant games you can play at my site, and they make great filler while you’re waiting for a new game of bingo to start. You can play them full-screen, or launch them within the software, for the ultimate in convenience.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just off to install a few TVs around the house – the missus will be delighted when she comes back and finds a 52 inch keno telly in the bedroom.
X X X
Bob here – I’m just limbering up for the Marathon. I’ve been in training all day, and I reckon I’ll streak home in first place, without even breaking a sweat. You see, I’m not participating in the London Marathon – I’m taking part in a marathon weekend of bingo – I’ve certainly got my work cut out for me.
I’ll be warming my roomies up with the Big Spring Raffle – every day, players who make two deposits will go in to the draw to win a share of £4600.
Then it’s on to the main event – the King’s and Queen’s tournament. Here, you can win a Home Theatre system, an LCD TV, and even an iPhone. Sprint over the finish line first, and you’ll win that home theatre system, complete with surround sound.
And then how about cooling down with a few games of free bingo in the Red Bus room? This is open between 6 PM and 10 PM GMT, and I guarantee a party atmosphere as pooped-out roomies relax and enjoy free games with big jackpots.
So come and join my weekend marathon – no need to wear jogging shorts and a sweatband though – let’s keep it casual please.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just off to run around the garden a few times in preparation…
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Bob here, your favourite live bingo caller. Don’t you just love VIP treatment?
I certainly do – last week, I got a VIP loyalty card for my local pizza joint – I’ve only just stopped screaming and running round with my hands in the air.
The Bob’s Bingo loyalty club has four prestigious levels – as a new player, you’ll go straight in as a Silver Member, and you’ll find your deposit doubled each time.
Things get more shiny and exciting when you become a Gold Member – each time you reload your account, you’ll find 150% extra to play with.
Ready for some special treatment? Level 3 is VIP – roomies get a 200% bonus. And, if you make it my Super VIP club, you’ll find all your bonuses matched by 250%.
You earn loyalty points with every £1 you spend on bingo, and every £10 you spend on slots, how easy is that?
The VIP treatment begins as soon as you become a member of my clan – sign now and you’ll get a £15 no deposit bonus, and a further 750% over your first three deposits.
Now if you’ll excuse me, roomies, I’ve got to get my bingo parlour ready for a very VIP visit. The wife and mother in law are coming tonight, so I need to throw a few rose petals around. May see if I can get a few pizzas delivered too – I wonder whether they’d replace the mozzarella cheese with a few melted bingo balls?
Love from Bob X X X
This month, my prize lineup is truly astonishing – I will be dishing out home theatre systems, LCD TVs, iPhones, and thousands of pounds in cash and Amazon vouchers.
But, you need to move quicker than a spring lamb with a fox in pursuit to get your hands on the goodies, because once April is over, you don’t stand a chance.
I’m also having a Big Spring Raffle – I’ve got £4600 stuffed in my wallet, which I need to get rid of quick, before the wife spots it. Providing you make a minimum qualifying deposit of £15 per day, you’ll go into the prize draw to win a share.
Elsewhere in my free bingo rooms is the Hot Coffee Fest – I’m celebrating UK Coffee Week with some caffeine-fuelled pattern collecting. This week, collect the letters that spell out the word B-E-A-N and you’ll collect a £20 bonus. There’s so much going on at my site this month I need a pint of espresso coffee every few minutes to keep up with all the action.
Join the fun for a £15 no deposit bonus, and 750% when you make your first three deposits.
Have a great month, roomies.
Love from Bob X X X
My Irish cousin, Bob O’Bingo is coming to stay next week, and I’m wondering how to entertain him. Of course, I’ll do all the wonderful tourist things in my town and give him a green duvet cover to make him feel at home, but I know how much he loves his bingo and instant games.
So, I’ll definitely be introducing him to the Lucky Clover Slots game. This is an Irish-themed five reel slot, with a payout of £15,000. This is one of my biggest-paying games, and he’ll be jigging all the way to the bank if he gets lucky.
It’s so simple to play – just choose your bet, and how many lines you want to bet on, and hit SPIN. Land five wild symbols on an active pay line, to win 500 x your bet amount. During the free games, wins are tripled, which makes the top prize per line an incredible £45,000.
This is just one of many slots you can enjoy alongside your main game my site – you launch them from the software window, and you can enjoy two games simultaneously. And you can also play my slot games with bonus cash along with real cash – the choice is yours.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to find a few lucky shamrocks – my cousin will be needing them if he’s going to win big on any of my games.
Enjoy Easter and don’t eat too many eggs!
Bob, your favourite bingo caller here. The other day I was late for a game of bingo, and I got in such a flap that I put my coat on back to front, and tied my shoelaces together as well. I fell over as I dashed to the door – and it wasn’t fun explaining to the vicar why I had carpet burns on my face.
And you know what they say? ‘More haste, less speed’ – this means that the more you hurry, the more likely you are to forget things and do things wrong, therefore, slowing you down. And I can certainly vouch for that, roomies.
However, it’s not always true – have you played speed bingo yet? This is a 30 ball game, and at Bob’s Bingo, tickets cost just 5p each. The card is 3 x 3, with nine squares – and only 30 numbers are called to complete the game. It’s super quick, and super fun, and because there are so few numbers, it means games fly by, and you have more chances to win.
If you fancy trying some speed bingo, sign up to my site now. I give you £15 free bingo no deposit to play bingo and loads of other lovely games besides – how fast can you cover your card?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to buy some Velcro shoes – I never want to tie my own laces together ever again.
Love from Bob X X X
Hey There Roomies,
Up until I opened my own bingo site, I’d have to get my adrenaline kicks elsewhere.
I tried parachuting off the Blackpool Tower, running with the bulls in Pamplona and even hiding my wife’s lucky rabbit foot before she went to the local bingo hall.
But still, I wasn’t getting the thrills I craved. So, now I have my own UK bingo site, I’ve found the perfect way to get my kicks – introducing my £6500 tournament.
I’ve reached into my pocket, and I now have a huge amount of cash up for grabs – every week throughout March, the top 20 wagerers will share £1000 in real cash.
And as if that wasn’t enough, I’ll also be dishing out £2500 in real cash to the top five monthly wagerers. To be eligible for this competition, make a minimum qualifying weekly deposit of £25, and please dear roomies, always remember to play responsibly.
And for those of us who prefer a more sedate way to play, don’t forget to party on down in my Birthday Feast 75 ball room. Collect the various festive patterns to win bonus points and cash treats.
I do kind of miss my crazy days roomies. I may release a few scorpions into my bingo machine – that will certainly keep me on my toes as the balls pop out, won’t it?
Happy house hunting,